Everything I Need to Know I Learned From Newsies
- Maniac, corpse, lovenest, and nude are stlll catchy words
- Never ask a smartass how he slept. You'll most likely get a smartass answer
- It's not lying, it's just improving the truth a little
- Newsies are good looking
- Newspaper owners are greedy old men
- A dude with a dorky bowtie always writes for a newspaper
- Some short redhead will always try to boss you around
- If you are planning on becoming a newsie, get there before all the good names are taken. Do you want to end up like Snoddy?
- Writing really big motivates people
- You could be the best damn gymnast in the world and still be selling papes at Bottle Alley
- You don't actually have to be there to have a mother who's looking for you
- If Mush runs in front of you and starts doing flips...just nod and walk away.
- Yell off a bridge, it looks fun
- The sun in Santa Fe and New York are the same
- All you really need is a dime a day and a few black eyes
- Reporters are rich. Have them buy you lunch
- Pelvic thrusts are better than Christmas presents (Amen to that!)
- Scabbers are always getting soaked
- If it's not in the papers, it never happened
- Newsies are as free as fishes
- Never depend on a guy named Racetrack to watch your little brother. Where was Les in the next scene??
- For a dreamer night's the only time of day
- Summer stinks and winter's waitin
- Make friends with Spot Conlon. It's easier that way (oh I'll be more than friends ;) if you know what I mean)
- It takes an orphan with a stutter....God knows why
- Shouting does not stop someone from beating your brother up
- If you chase someone onto a roof and he disappears, don't just assume he flew away
- Don't ask what happened to the saurkraut...you probably don't want to know
- Headlines don't sell papes, Newsies sell papes